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Wine Opener for #ChiantiDay
Wine Opener for #ChiantiDay

Finally, Friday is here! How do you celebrate the end of the workweek? Do you order takeout, crack open a cold bottle of beer, or are you more of a wine drinker? Any red wine enthusiast will be happy to celebrate today- it’s Chianti Day.

Did you know…

  • Chianti is a region in Tuscany, Italy
  • Bottles are traditionally a squat-style shape enclosed in a straw basket
  • If you happen to open up a bottle with a black rooster seal on the neck, it’s your lucky day- it’s from the heart of the Chianti region; produced by the local association of producers called the Chianti Classico Consortium
  • One of the requirements for a Chianti is a minimum of 7 months aging in oak
  • One of the unofficial requirements to open a bottle of Chianti is to use this Rabbit Corkscrew wine opener– trust me, it’s the fastest wine opener you’ll find!
Rabbit Corkscrew Wine Opener
Rabbit Corkscrew Wine Opener

How to Convince Your Boss to Give You a Maglite Engraved With His Corporate Logo

Tell him (or her):

  • I’d rather have a Maglite engraved with your logo instead of a raise this year.
  • You can use these as service awards, instead of having a dinner for the employees.
  • You can also use these as safety awards, if your shop goes 6 months without an accident.
  • I’ll limit my coffee breaks to 10 minutes instead of 15, for the rest of the year.
  • I won’t tell anyone that your other car is a Jaguar, and you don’t drive it to work
    Jaguar Deal for a Maglite Engraved
    A win/win Jaguar Deal for a Maglite Engraved

    because your employees might get jealous.

Please post your other suggestions here. I’d be glad to see them.