How to Convince Your Boss to Give You a Maglite Engraved With His Corporate Logo

Tell him (or her):

  • I’d rather have a Maglite engraved with your logo instead of a raise this year.
  • You can use these as service awards, instead of having a dinner for the employees.
  • You can also use these as safety awards, if your shop goes 6 months without an accident.
  • I’ll limit my coffee breaks to 10 minutes instead of 15, for the rest of the year.
  • I won’t tell anyone that your other car is a Jaguar, and you don’t drive it to work
    Jaguar Deal for a Maglite Engraved
    A win/win Jaguar Deal for a Maglite Engraved

    because your employees might get jealous.

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